Vorton Battle Midget

The Vortonian Triumvirate likes their war machines small and mobile. Thus, they designed the Vorton Battle Midget, a truly tiny little tank, with a cute little bubble canopy. The Vortonians thought this tank was really keen, so they unveiled it to the Universe at the annual Galactic Arms Fair.

They were laughed at.

So the designers went back to the drawing board and added some weapons. We think they may have overcompensated just a bit.