I’d like to wish everybody a merry christm… no happy holi… no joyous kwanz… No, oh heck with it. Let’s just do them all.
Sung to the tune of that famous long-word song from Mary Poppins:
Chrismahanaramakwanzafestiholisolstice
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Chrismahanaramakwanzafestiholisolstice!
Here comes the ACLU
Dispensing PC justice
Don’t offend an ethnic group
Or you’ll get legal notice
Chrismahanaramakwanzafestiholisolstice!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
I used to always say Christmas
When I was just a lad
It was an okay thing to say
But now I’m told it’s bad
So then one day I learned a word
That solved my season’s woes
The most inclusive holiday
And this is how it goes:
Oh, Chrismahanaramakwanzafestiholisolstice!
Here comes the ACLU
Dispensing PC justice
Don’t offend an ethnic group
Or you’ll get legal notice
Chrismahanaramakwanzafestiholisolstice!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
So when you want to https://me.mtw.nhs.uk/order-suhagra/ say hello
There’s no need to be rude
Please don’t offend the pagans
Or the Atheists or Jews
Let’s be all inclusive
So their feelings are not hurt
It doesn’t matter what it’s called
As long as I’m off work!
It’s Chrismahanaramakwanzafestiholisolstice!
Chrismahanaramakwanzafestiholisolstice
Chrismahanaramakwanzafestiholisolstice
Chrismahanaramakwanzafestiholisolstice!